Am I awake?
What day is it?
What’s today’s date?
Oh, my bad, I just fell asleep at the computer.
I thought I was ready, but boy was I wrong.
Day before school starts he looks and me and says,
“Hey Mama, you aren’t going to walk me to my classroom, are you? I know the way.”
Why yes, yes I am.
Until you’re 18.
Get over it dude.
I love you folks!